a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

Yeaaahh, me to

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

i took a dump on your moms chest

The end-all be-all phrase that has the power to end any verbal argument. Once spoken, your opponent will be so much in awe that he will quietly back away.

Brendan: Glass isn't a true solid.
Devin: Your moms a true solid. And so was the dump I took on her chest.
Brendan: ::backs away slowly::

i took a dump on your moms chest by Biggie McDevin August 4, 2004

has a s on his chest 

like superman, the "s" logo is printed on his chest. This person has the fortitude of superman. Just looking at this person you would think they can leap tall buildings with a single bound.

Jeff rides that motorcycle like a pro, he rides like he has a s on his chest.

T-roy's friend is drinking a lot of alcohol, drinking like he has a s on his chest.

Jeff is the nicest person I know, like he has a s oin his chest.

has a s on his chest by volney tracy June 18, 2006

Took a poop on his chest 

The act of disrespecting or otherwise performing a undesirable act toward someone in any way. Also known as Die chester poopen

Student 1: Dude what happened to Odysseus again?
Student 2: Life took a poop on his chest

Gamer 1: Lol man you totally raped him
Gamer 2: Yeah he was talking shit so I took a poop on his chest.

Took a poop on his chest by Eaode July 6, 2011

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands by Inni84 November 3, 2023

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH! by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024