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Zlataning 

Verb that refers to being fucking awesome at everything you do.
Damn, he's scored three goals already? He's on fire! He's zlataning!
Zlataning by Le Marrane April 23, 2013
To be insanely awesome at everything and for everyone, have a big ego for it, and be physically or verbally slick (basically, to be a boss man)

Origin: Zlatan Ibrahimovic, one of the greatest footballers of all time and this generation and one of the hardest, baddest men you've ever seen since Roy Keane
That guy's a true Zlatan. He's well good

Girl: Wow, look at him. Such a Zlatan. Well fit

You're a Zlatan. You're well hard.
Zlatan by United Ace September 9, 2016
Spanish slang for driftwood, referenced in Count of Monte Cristo, Zatara meaning driftwood.
"I shall call you, Zatara."

"Sounds fierce"
" It means Driftwood."
Zatara by DriftAway November 21, 2019
A well balanced and highly in-tuned individual. Someone who protects and enriches.
They poses Zlatko like qualities.
zlatko by Aryelle September 23, 2013
z-la-tan-ed:
past participle of zlatan:

adjective
1.

Having been defeated and/or outperformed
"I knew when I was zlataned"
2.
To be overwhelmed, immobilized, or experience an inability to perform.
"He struggled: it was clear that he was zlataned."

synonyms: battered, petrified, traumatized

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They've just been zlataned!
zlataned by jettison6677 August 6, 2018
To have a cylindrical wooden pole, approximately 5 inches long, shoved into one's rectum. Typically used metaphorically.
Wow, I was zlamaled by that really tough exam!
zlamal by MrHappy_271 May 12, 2010