Zerk 

The worst competitive COD player to ever exist. Is often seen using the weevil on Infection S&D. Favorite competitive map is Nuk3town. Favorite COD game is Advanced Warfare. Plays with keyboard on PS4.

Damn it Zerk, you choked that round!

Zerk by DeiTYx November 15, 2016

Zerk 

The futuristic form of the word crazy.
Used to describe something that was beyond crazy or insane. A shortcut from the word Berserk but just Zerk for short.

Damn fool, those bitches were hella zerk last night. One of them wouldnt get off my nuts not even for one minute.

Zerk by RYRY714 March 22, 2011

Zerk Zombie 

Zerk Zombie is a type of Zombie that is similar too a the walking dead zombie but has something to do with holes in cars

A Zerk Zombie lubed a hole in my car or something

Zerk Zombie by Tynsklan5 August 26, 2022

Spankin' the Zerk 

Ripping an old-style, classic Geno. This term refers to the lax bros living in the Flow Society when they score a goal. To Spank the Zerk, you must be a lax player who rips some nice twine.

Yo bruh toss me the rock wit cha spoon and imma finna be Spankin' the Zerk. Just Spank the Zerk y'all.

Spankin' the Zerk by Joes Blows April 18, 2013

daddy zerk 

Daddy zerk is also another nickname given to an older male when looking after his children or if people shout if for pleasure.

"DADDY ZERK BOI, GET YOUR ASS HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOU! I WANT FOOD YOU FUCK."

"Yes daddy zerk! Fuck me."

daddy zerk by OTPZERKAA February 22, 2017

Go Zerk 

To live and act with high vibrational intensity and vigorous energy.

“I Go Zerk when I’m on the field!”

Go Zerk by Fishman 1887 June 30, 2022

zerking off 

A term Jerma uses to belittle his chronic masturbating. His computer is riddled with porn

Jerma - “No face cam tonight”
Chat - “Oh he was zerking off”

zerking off by SDuckMe December 31, 2020