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Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.
Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

Get a rake in your face 

To get a rake in your face is to be turned down when you ask someone out. When one thinks about it, one would say that the image is good to represent the feeling felt when turned down, which is similar to that of stepping on a rake, it's embarassing and hurts :)

This can said for boys and girls
"did you Ask her out?"
"yeah..."

"and...?"
"It's a rake..."

Or

"He asked her out yesterday but she said no, he got a rake in his face"

Or

"Did you Get a rake in your face with that girl?" "yeah... She said no in front of all her friends it was so embarassing..."

go and have a shave but not your face 

A derogatory way an individual calls another person hairy in parts other than their facial here.
"Hey ADAM go and have a shave but not your face"

your face inside of a pumpkin 

When someone royally pisses you off enough that you actually cut their head off and stick it inside of a pumpkin. Gross. l0lz!11!!
I will get you a mirror so you can see this. You see this? You know what this is? THIS IS YOUR FACE INSIDE OF A PUMPKIN!

National Send a Pic of your face day 

Send a picture of your face to anyone who asks on October 6
Person 1: what is today?

Person 2: today is national send a pic of your face day!

.9.mMmake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.

.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.
.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.