l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy 

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022

Monkey-Wrenched 

Verb
A computer programming term.
To write sloppy and inefficent code that solves the problem instead of a proper solution because you can't get it to work correctly and have run out of time to fix it.

"Man, this code is nasty, but it works. They really monkey-wrenched that function in there."

Monkey-Wrenched by Cynamon September 7, 2005

Wrencher 

A penis that when erect, goes straight up against the persons body as if it has been "wrenched" up.

Ryan has to be careful not to cum on himself due to his wrencher.

Wrencher by Gioni October 5, 2006

wenches 

Local term for women or girls

Two chaps in a club

Chap 1: What ya doin?
Chap 2: Just chillin and checkin out the wenches.

wenches by toastface August 25, 2005

Elf Wenches 

Used to summarize the feeling or situation of experiencing the paragon of something that causes every subsequent type of that thing to be worse by comparison

Taken from the Rocko's Modern Life quote overheard in the comic book store, "You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the elf wenches are SO beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. Yes."

Person 1: Dude, ever since we moved away from San Diego, all this mexican food is shitty as hell

Person 2: Elf wenches, dude.

Elf Wenches by mcgangbang541 September 8, 2010

wrenched 

adjective to describe a situation where someone else throws a wrench in your plans thereby ruining everything.

verb; to wrench, wrenched: meaning to be the wrench thrower in someone else's plans.

had to cut my vacation short to fly home for a wedding. i totally got wrenched.

went on a double date with my friend, ended up with the notty mess. my friend totally wrenched me on that one.

wrenched by squeezyesq. August 18, 2010

Wrenched 

To have the wool pulled over your eyes

Johnny: I'm finishing my shift early today, cleared it with the boss already
Paddy: Ok, see you tomorrow
Ian: Paddy, you just been wrenched

Wrenched by you'rebeing June 18, 2011