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There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m worried 

I’m confused and I don’t know what to do. I think that the world is beginning to overtake me, too.

But my friend said “You know the truth. They don’t…” and said that they have more to lose than I do. Is this true…?

the Polish people seem pretty worried 

UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.

I noticed a lot of them tend to be paranoid. They seem worried to me.

A lot of them have tried to elude me and seem to be doing everything they can to be cautious.

A lot of them are acting proud, but I think it’s just an act. To me, they seem paranoid and insecure. And I think they know something is up, but they don’t talk about this or tell anyone.

winky-worried 

1. An emotion describing a conflict between feelings of guilt or apprehension over unfinished work and an intense urge to fuck something.
2. When one is worried or anxious about a sexual situation.
3. An emotional icon or "emoticon" used in online chatting situations.
1. "God, I found this really hot girl passed out in the parking lot, but I have to be at work in 3 hours. I'm a little winky-worried, man."

2. "I dunno, I'm feeling kinda winky-worried that this girl might have AIDs."

3. lol. ;/

Wine worried 

Worrying about anything after having any amount of wine.
Maybe I’m just wine worried about my relationship.
Wine worried by Bird_0125 July 15, 2018