Woodcock-Johnson

A test of cognitive ability often given to special-ed students. It's funny because its entire name consists of three slang terms for the penis.

A: "I have to take the Woodcock-Johnson test of achievement."
B: *giggles*

Woodcock-Johnson by Anonymous938743 July 20, 2010

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woodcocking

The act of inserting an erect penis into ones mouth in an effort to shut them up.

I have been woodcocking people for so long it has become a regular occurrence.

Oh shit you just got woodcocked!

woodcocking by G-vegas December 10, 2007

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tyler woodcock

Tyler woodcock fucks you about and so does 2 of his brothers. He’s a frigid little prick and the only person he’d ‘fight’ is someone 2 years below. He smokes pot out of his uncles back garden shed and doesn’t even inhale properly. You’ll see him bezzing around carnforth on his shitty mountain bike (bmx) wearing his fake supreme jacket like he’s all 10 men.Overall he’s just a queer little pot noodle head whose balls are yet to drop.

Him: Tyler woodcock just started on me. Her: watch out he’ll get LA5, on you

tyler woodcock by Fatwillys August 17, 2019

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Woodcock

1.One that criticizes in a unconstructive manner
2.An asshole; a dick; prick

Student with learning disability-"2+2=5".

Teacher-"Wrong douchbag take a lap"

Student#2-"Wow what a fucking woodcock"

Woodcock by Brewno September 30, 2007

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