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woody senpai 

A smexy toy who likes cherry flavoured lube
Oh woody Senpai, you're churning up my insides so well
woody senpai by Gubby July 27, 2017

holler at a wordy son 

The dorky and clueless way of saying holla at a woadie. Usually used by either of the following two groups of people:

1. Dweebs who are trying to be funny but come off as sounding pretty annoying
2. Oldsters who have no clue
Matt: "Hey Adam, quick change the subject. Mr. Nougat is coming here and he's going to try to be our friend again. Let's talk about something totally uninteresting to him. Like those old POGS or something.

Adam: "Right - so Adam - how about that skullhead psychedelic POG?"

Mr. Nougat: "Hey, bras, what is up in the hooooouuusee!? WESSS SIDE! Holler at a wordy son, ya heeeaaaard me?"

Adam: *wincing* "Ehhe... that's funny."

Matt: "Uhhh... I gotta go. See you guys later."

Adam: "Oh actually I gotta go too. I have an appointment with Mr. ... Tobernacky right now."

Mr. Nougat: "Okeedokee. See ya later, alligator. Ahahaha that's funny right? Right?"
holler at a wordy son by Adel7 September 11, 2007

woody sweet 

something that is woody, while also being sweet.
Damn girl, your ass is woody sweet.

Dude, you gotta smoke some of this. It's woody sweet.
woody sweet by Enid Zero December 22, 2008

Woody Soak 

When you leave something you cooked or ate with to soak for cleaning, but you forget about it for so long someone ends up cleaning it for you.
"Aw man, Garrett pulled a Woody soak on his spaghetti pot and I had to clean it for him."
Woody Soak by The Lige May 15, 2016

Woody Shavings

When your so turned on,and depressed at the same time,that you go balls deep in a pencil sharpener
My girl just left me think I'mma pull a woody shavings with my pencil sharpener
Woody Shavings by San Whorlo February 20, 2018

woody string 

Similar to a pull string, a woody string is where a reaction if created when a string is pulled, such as in the 3D animated film Toy Story with the popular character voiced by Tom Hanks, Woody.
Girl: owe you pulled my hair

Abusive boyfriend:that’s so funny, every time I pull it you make a noise, it’s like woody string