Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

winding your ass and scratching your watch by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

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winding up

Just getting into the meat of the party/event, where everyone is a little buzzed, spirits are high and anything might happen. Opposite of winding down.

The party starts at 9, the first guests will start arriving around 10, and it should be winding up by 11:30 or so. So, we'll arrive at about 11:45.

winding up by Ryan Self March 13, 2006

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winding road

curves like the mountains inthe alps which dont stop on a woman

"damn son you peep shorty over there, with the junk in the trunk, mama is built like a winding road."

winding road by himone July 21, 2009

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winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.

where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...

winding the watch by tackonator May 29, 2012

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