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windigestion

Windigestion is when you have indigestion coupled with a bit of trapped wind, hence windigestion. It can be quite painful!
I should never have had those beans on toast tonight after that huge meal I had for lunch, now I've got a case of really bad windigestion.
windigestion by Lizzie the Frog October 9, 2008
the inner regions of a very heavy person's butt crack. Like a brazier for the female bust it is a holder or carrier for dark and saddening winds.
Used in sentence: "As Big Phil stood up, it suddenly smelled like he had popped the clip on his windier"
Windier by Assimmie April 25, 2014

The Winkies 

When you're so tired that you start acting all loopy, giggling at everything, making no sense, etc. Also referred to as being "sleepy-drunk."
Man, you should have heard the ridiculous stuff that Tiff started saying around 2AM. She had the winkies and she couldn't stop giggling at the word 'buttons.'
The Winkies by Latishaz March 17, 2011

windie licker 

Originally a Northern Irish term, but spreading rapidly through Usenet. A derogatory term for someone of very low intelligence or who is mentally retarded. Originates from the buses that transport mentally deficient people where the occupants can be seen licking the windows.
M3 licensees are all a bunch of windie lickers
windie licker by windie licker October 17, 2006

windesheim 

A place, wonderful as it may sound, which tries to educate pupils for the future but fails miserably
Janet: "I go to Windesheim to study" Joe: "Oh sweet, I'm also retarded."
windesheim by lowlyc2001 December 9, 2019

Windish Potato 

The Windish Potato is a move to be executed only by the most skilled anal entry technicians. Though simple in design, its very nature presents serious risk to the safety of the performer's manberries and thus should not be attempted by amateurs or the unskilled. Consider yourself warned.
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It consists of the following - upon achieving full penetration of the victim's slotch, the performer reaches through his own ass gap from behind and CAREFULLY places his thumb behind whichever nut he considers to be the most expendable and pushes it, as quickly as is expedient, into the victim's bungwhistle. The true danger is now at hand, for the possibility of sudden and ruinous butthole contraction is ever-present. The mark of the true potato-master is the ability to elicit moans of joy, rather than screams of pain or expulsions of gas, by using this technique. Use of lubrication is advised unless victim has sufficiently pustulent ass-herpes.
Little Timmy tried to give Jewish Jane the windish potato but found that the gap needed to reposition a nut for insertion was greater than the length of his pecker. Suspecting mischief, she unleashed her venomous couderfangs and de-balled the poor fucker right there.