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white willy 

a black guy who shoulkd really be white
White Willy: hey guys, i'm not any good at basketball and i don't listen to rap
white willy by Ska Fiend May 2, 2005

White Willy 

the penile equivalent of a wet willy, which is sticking your penis into someone else's ear.
"Dude, while he's sleeping, give him a white willy and take a picture!"
White Willy by Xalrons March 20, 2009

White Willy Wasted 

When a young lad who recently turned 18 years of age goes on a drinking binge and makes a complete tit of himself on the dance floor by stumbling into people, knocking over people's drinks and rolling his eyes, followed by the bouncers removing his sorry ass.
White Willy Wasted by misleading October 15, 2016

White Willy 

When someone busts a nut in your ear.
I gave my girl a white willy when she looked away at the last second.
White Willy by Qhyp June 16, 2020

White Willy 

The white Willy is when two people get in to bed and one proceeds to give the other one a hand job and right as he’s going to cum the other person puts there mouth to the penis and starts giving a blow job.
Person 1: “dude Stacey gave me the weirdest blow job

Person 2: “let me guess, the white Willy.”

Person 1: “yea how did you know?”
White Willy by Pat the fat February 20, 2023

White Willy 

Lick your finger, dip it in blow and wet willy
That person just got a white willy in their ear
White Willy by Whiteear February 2, 2025