wet dog in a tub

when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.

krishnan tried to achieve a wet dog in a tub, but it failed.

wet dog in a tub by joe February 18, 2004

Wet Wednesday in Wigan 

A term used by English football fans to question how foreign players would perform in the English Premier League. Incinuates the English game is more physical, more "manly" and subject to adverse weather conditions.

Chris - Messi is awesome! Best player in the world!

PJ - Yeah, he's great in Spain; but could he do it on a wet Wednesday in Wigan?

Wet Wednesday in Wigan by slipzka November 14, 2013

wet penny in the pocket 

a drop of urine on the inside front of a man's pants caused by putting the penis up too soon after urinating

After returning to dinner from a bathroom break Harold realized he had a wet penny in the pocket.

wet penny in the pocket by fuad ramses January 30, 2004

wet fart in a wedding gown 

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.

At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

wet fart in a wedding gown by Pipistrello December 26, 2005

Wet Box in Storage 

A sexually active woman that hasn't had sex in a long long time.

One guy says 'Hey check her out !' ...and the other guy says ' awww forget it man, she's a wet box in storage'

Wet Box in Storage by roginnebraskaville September 14, 2011

Wet Jacket in a Condom Cave 

When a man is going down on a woman and sucks out a condom from the last guy she was with.

"Dude I couldn't believe it, that bitch had a wet jacket in a condom cave and I found it!"

Wet Jacket in a Condom Cave by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023

wet dog in bathtub 

simons mum

wet dog in bathtub by Anonymous February 21, 2003