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Weldon Kick

the weldon kick aka the kick of doom is a very hard front kick only applied to certain people usually if you dont go and hide under a table and cry your self to sleep the weldon sweep will be applied
WELDON KICK RAA!!!!!!(cry's and hides under a table till it stops hurting)
Weldon Kick by Crying Fish May 6, 2005

weldon brown 

A male in his 50s whom drives a pedovan. He trolls public pools and matinee movies to creep on little kids.
He's a Weldon Brown
weldon brown by Tom Patterson2 March 23, 2014

James Weldon 

Someone who still has their virginity.
Someone who has never had sex.
It can be used to replace the word “virgin”
Haha bro you are such a James Weldon.

I can’t believe you’re 20 and still a James Weldon
James Weldon by Cbod778 February 15, 2019

James Weldon 

Someone who has not lost their virginity.
Someone who has never had sex.
It can be used to replace the word “Virgin”
“Haha you’re such a James Weldon”

“I’m turning 21 next month and I’m still a James Weldon”
James Weldon by Cbod778 February 15, 2019

James Weldon Johnson 

Agervating it always something going on in every corner pressuring and it is very hard to not be called a "ThoT" A. k. A almost every body at that school is one.
James Weldon Johnson by Elronzo October 30, 2017

John Weldon Elementary School 

A fucking trash dump of cancerous fucking nitric acid.
The teachers here are fucking morbidly obese and the main bullies are either poor kids or the teachers. Most of my teachers were assholes to me, and I'm pretty sure it caused me to have a lot of problems with authority. I had and still do have mild autism and the teachers didn't care. They just treated me like the shit that comes out of their fat ass after they're done eating the dreams of children. The recess teachers don't even let you make gun noises outside and run around like most 10 year olds do. You get yelled at. The fucking school is microscopic and since I left they painted the school walls fucking neon and it looks like a fucking discotech.
John Weldon Elementary School is fucking misery, and caused me to have a lot of depression and anger. I cried because the teachers embarrassed me. I wanted to die.