Waxer sucking cock 

A state of gleaming chaos where, after a night of heat and hedonism, the one who smoothed the surface is now lit, loud, and lusting for more — slick with energy, shameless in desire, and far from done.

Bards are closed now. Time for Waxer sucking cock.

Waxer sucking cock by HVAC master June 19, 2025

Pole Waxer 

When a stripper slides down a dance pole

Pole Waxer: Went to the club last night and watched the strippers wax the pole.

Pole Waxer by Pole waxer May 27, 2018

turtle waxer

a guy with a bald head

hey girl look at that turtle waxer

turtle waxer by ms.basick August 9, 2006

dolphin waxer 

One that has very soft hands from putting synthetic oils on dolphins to make them hydrodynamic and swim faster

Greg is a marine science technician first class dolphin waxer and has the softest hands around.

dolphin waxer by Go Winnie July 5, 2016

ball waxer 

A person who attempts to impress others, particularly supieriors or those in a position of authority or importantce.

Similar in means to the slang term "lick ass" or "brown noser"

Dave - "Man I didnt get the job, I think I did bad in the interview!"
Pierce - "Dude you have to be a ball waxer at these things, otherwise you aint getting nowhere"

ball waxer by daveStyle September 28, 2006

jack waxer 

A male who pleasures himself to excess.

Billy went blind because he is a jack waxer.

Henry was late for work because he spent too much time in the shower waxing his jack.

jack waxer by zoeema March 24, 2008

floor waxer 

A person who enjoys giving oral pleasure to shaved women.

I went to your mom's house to munch her carpet but ended up becoming a floor waxer instead.

floor waxer by The Jock Vaguely Entertaining May 31, 2018