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Shelf Warmer 

The unwanted toys at a retail outlet.
Man I wanted a Marvel Universe Blade figure but all they had were shelf warmer Spidermans.
Shelf Warmer by DanceLoganDance December 17, 2011

Seat Warmer 

A low self-respect guy that dates and keeps company of a women that he likes. But, she only using him temporary until she meets her new lover. Once she meets her lover, the guy leaves and the seat is warmed for the new lover to sit in.
Omg... That guy again, you know he follows you around like a lost puppy. Once you get a new guy, tell that seat warmer to fuck off.
Seat Warmer by Spectre456 July 7, 2020

Seat warmer 

The fart that escapes from your but when you get in your car after a dinner party.
Yo, whats that sound
That’s just my seat warmer turning on.
Seat warmer by Jurmy February 8, 2020

it's just me and my bros like warner 

Bare lines homerton brought in Daily duppy mate!
(Do the t-bop firstly)
Listen...
Look..
Fresh out the cage for a slaughter
Damn, I was stunned when the case got brought up
It's just me and my bros like Warner
Hold up, wait, let me take that corner

Sausage Warmer 

When a girl's anus is to tight and so you shove a large sausage up there and go do something else for a while. When you come back later, her bung-hole will be stretched out to perfection and you'll have a warm sausage to munch on.
We were getting ready for some serious anal but it was just too tight, so i pulled a sausage warmer. Got good anal and a warm sausage out of the deal!
Sausage Warmer by vanillaexplorer September 26, 2009

seat warmer 

hey look at that seat warmer over there.. Mmm..
seat warmer by amii January 24, 2008