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Wompa wompas

"Yo did you touch her wompa wompas?"
"Hell yea bro! They felt so nice."
Wompa wompas by Tnetty December 26, 2014

Wompa Chomp 

Man Eating Vagina; When a guy and a girl coerce into a sexual encounter with femdom being the "golden rule" any kind of resistance the male is punished by a sharp eradicating bite to his former member piece; Female empowerment by having a "bite" with no bark;
Dude jake cant show up today he's in the hospital because of his girls Wompa Chomp
Wompa Chomp by Vikrozx March 22, 2011

wompa stompa 

1.wompa stompa is a bear/bigfoot type creature wompa stompas make their haome in the snow caves of hoth

2.a cheat code for (not known) star wars game on the n64
nick.u big wompa stompa u deserve 2 play halo2 on legenddary!!!!

amado.noooooo!!1!1111one!111oneoneone
wompa stompa by amado June 7, 2005

swompa wompa

A formal greeting amongst gentlemen. Usually used by billionaires or incredibly refined people. The epitome of class and sportsmanship.
bill gates: swompa wompa!
bod dylan: and a swompa wompa to you sir!
***refined chuckles****

Chicken Wompa Stomp 

After bringing a girl home on a night out, she sneaks off to the bathroom unnoticed to regurgitate a whole cooked Woolworths chicken in the toilet and proceeding to stomp it down with her bare feet. Ultimately blocking the toilet. Then re-appearing to sleep with you and disappear the next day only for you to find your discovery.
Wow! That chick you took home last night chicken wompa stomped our toilet, now nobody can use it!

“…if want something done, ask a woman” 

“…if want something done, ask a woman” — the entire quote is: “If you want something said ask a man; and if you want something done, ask a woman.”

This quote was used with great effect by Niki Haley during the 2023 Surrender Day Eve Republican debates.

The only woman on stage, she used this saying to attack the “Demi-masculine MAGA boys” surrounding her.

Haley herself attributed this saying to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher; and Harley’s delivery was flawless and absolutely castrating!

Seven men probably checked for their ball-sacks after leaving the stage they shared with Haley — except for the Miami Mascot, Ron DeSantis, who has already been neutered by Donald Trump
If you want something said ask a man…
“…if want something done, ask a woman”.