The woe of missing out - like FOMO and JOMO except when you’re actually sad about not being able to join a group or event. Woeful about missing a thing!
Being owned by a woman - most applicable for someone you are romantically linked with such as a wife or girlfriend who has just split up with you or done something else
Hence the term - Womowned
Guy 1: Oh dude OMGZ there's pics of you allover the net!!
Guy 2: WTFLCOPTER - Who from?!?! My ex?!?!
Guy 1: Yeah looks like it, you got womowned!