wfd 

Were Fucking Dead.

-Usually someone says something like this when a bad event occurs.

-Dude the cops saw us and its three hours past curfew.!!
-WFD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-shit, RUUNNNNNN!!!!

*2 minutes later*

*inside the cop car*
-Were calling your parents and you each get a $200 fine.-the cop
-wfd....

wfd by Mona 6969 July 29, 2011

WFD 

What's for dinner

Bitch I'm fucking hungry wfd?

WFD by Deathstroke542 January 22, 2019

WFD 

We Fuck (Your) Dad(s)

The nuclear bomb of social media one upmanship. People may call you Hitler!1! or RAcist!!!1! or tell your bigoted ass to bake their cake. So when you want to denotate their entire existence, simple tell them you are gonna fuck their dad. Shorthand: #wfd.

Because when you bring that wack garbage, you're gonna updated.

William HIll doesn't ban winning bettors, they solely exist for the benefit of the betting consumer.
Bullshit, I am limited there because I win too much. WFD.

WFD by HrashButFair July 27, 2018

WFD 

Short for whoopty fucking doo.

Bro: I got a new phone
Me: WFD bro

WFD by zdbfdzfb September 22, 2016

WFD 

WFD stands for wants freshmen dick. This is the girl that is the high school version of a cougar.

She so WFD she has dated 3 freshmen.

WFD by Trust RBB July 27, 2016

WFD 

What's for dinner?

Tommy: WFD?
Gina: Pizza.

WFD by Rainbow_Cadaver June 12, 2023

WFDFF 

Chatspeak acronym. Translation: "What Friends Do For Friends." Usually used as an alternative to "you're welcome," with the implied meaning that no thanks are necessary.

{Over IM}
Tim: Thanks for sending me that link, man. You're a life saver.
Bob: WFDFF. :)

WFDFF by Archangel MS March 19, 2008