safety vest 

a person that is unreasonable horny, to the point of wanting to bang a random possibly nonexistent person in a walmart parking lot that the met on an anonymous chat board.

safety vest is a horny man.
there goes safety vest again… I really hope that dude doesnt get an STD.

safety vest by chastityismylife August 31, 2021

Sleeves out of my vest 

Giving a concession that sounds like something significant and is likely to get accepted as such, but in reality you've given away nothing of value, or something that you would have had to include anyway.

Bill: I gave that treadmill to the guy that bought my car to get him to say yes.

Bob: But you were already planning to give that to charity.

Bill: Exactly. I gave him the sleeves out of my vest.

Sleeves out of my vest by HummusLover May 31, 2011

suicide vest 

traditional clothing of a muslim

Achmet: Mohammed look at this new suicide vest i got

suicide vest by Pu$$y slayer 420 360 69 January 23, 2017

Whiskey Sweater Vest 

When one drinks enough whiskey to not need a jacket or warm cover-up. Similar to Beer Jacket

Give me enough Jack and I won't need my North Face. I'll have on my Whiskey Sweater Vest.

Whiskey Sweater Vest by borne5000 October 10, 2008

soup stain vest

A type of vest which has soup and gravy dribles down the front, this is mainly worn by 50 year old men with no hair and they try and chat-up little kids on the internet.

Man: ooo a vest
sales assistant: no you don't need that yet, your only 30
man: ok, reserve me one of those soup stain vests for 20 years time.

soup stain vest by I lost the game March 4, 2008

Sweater Vest 

a sweater for old people and golfers. offten worn by preps usually with an argyle pattern.

sheldon loves sweater vests and dick

Sweater Vest by sweatervestsarprepy March 12, 2011

sweater vest thursday

The FIRST Thursday of every month, every able body man shall dress with darker wash jeans, white belt, and a sweater vest with a long sleeved half formal shirt under the sweater vest.

Wearing a sweater vest not on the first Thursday of every month is an abomination.

Sweater vests are also chick magnets and totally not gay

bro1: Alright we all know tomorrow is Thursday right?

bro2: hellz yeah bro! sweater vest Thursday!

bro1: yeah bro. lookin stylish and pickin up chicks

sweater vest thursday by legit legend juggernaut December 9, 2010