Ⓥalentine’s Day

When only vaccinated couples or lovers are allowed to dine at restaurants on singles’ “most dreaded day of the year” if they show proof of inoculation at the entrance, or had previously emailed a copy of their certificate of vaccination while making a booking.

On this Ⓥalentine’s Day, guesstimate how many unvaccinated couples worldwide were turned away because they posed a health hazard to both restaurant owners and staff and the diners.

Ⓥalentine’s Day by MathPlus February 14, 2021

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Valentine’s Day

A day for sex and to show love and affection to there man or woman

no money is needed for this day only a plus this day is to spend time together.

She loved just seeing her boyfriends face on Valentine’s Day.

Valentine’s Day by Tommy Wilson February 3, 2022

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Valentine’s Day

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.

Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick

Valentine’s Day by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

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Valentine’s Day

A day where you throw your slipper at couples cause they make you feel too single.

Person 1: look it’s a couple they make me feel so single

Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means

Person 1: you bet I do

Valentine’s Day by ||_S1MP_|| January 26, 2021