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ubersexual 

A hetrosexual male with the better qualitys from a homosexual (while still being attracted to women. Basicly a man who is cultured
Lady 1: Golly gosh, he's such a wonderful man!
Lady 2: He's probly gay then, *sigh* all the best ones are.
Lady 1: No he's an ubersexual!
Lady 2: They exist! There is hope for the human race! *faints*
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Ubersexual 

One whom draws others into their supersexually motivated paradyme through intellectual or physical prowess. Beyond normal accepted concept of sex. Universal "humanitarian" exploitation of ones' sexual preference in a propagandic way. Manipulation of media and events using sexual semantics and behaviors.
The celebrities used their ubersexual appeal to peak their interest.
Ubersexual by Supak October 16, 2005

Ubersexual 

Looking Sophisticated And Glamourously Awesome. :P
That Awesome Guy In The Suit With Flesh Tunnels Looks Ubersexual.
Ubersexual by Deppers Ftw June 30, 2011

ubersexual 

Just a straight guy who likes to look good and take care of his body. People won't think the ubersexual is gay if they see him or meet him (as opposed to hearing about things he does). They're also not effeminate pussies likes metrosexuals. Some also do "gay" stuff like see plays and operas, but that just means they like that stuff.

**Not that any of this stuff means a guy isn't gay anyway. If he has "the voice" or owns a poodle or a shih tzu or whatever that little gay dog is, I'd say he's gay.**
Straight Guy: Man, you coordinate your outfits and got a haircut at a chick place? You're so gay!

Ubersexual: Nah, dude, I just like to look good. I'm still straight and like to do normal guy stuff. I'm ubersexual.

SG: Oh! You're right! That stuff doesn't mean you're gay at all!

U: Duh.
ubersexual by yeyYAY August 22, 2006

Ubersexual 

über meaning 'above' in german also english translation is 'Very' or 'Super' which means that ubersexual would stand for Super-sexual/Very-sexual implying that the user is extremely horny.
Adjective "Damn Im feeling Ubersexual tonight!"
"Yeah i am Ubersexual..."

Obersexual

When one finds themselves "turned" or other wise confusingly (or whole heartedly) attracted to the 'Red Viper' Oberyn Nymerios Martell from the hit series 'A Song of Ice and Fire' and hit TV show 'Game of Thrones'.

This particular sexuality is widely accepted to include the entirety of the population.
Son: "Mom... Dad... I'm Obersexual."

Father: "Me too, son. I'm proud of you."
Obersexual by WeeArkansas June 14, 2014

Tubersexual 

People who like to float rivers in a variety of innertubes. The innertube culture in Bend, Oregon.
There are so many tubersexuals on the river today.
Tubersexual by ReedBendOregon July 18, 2018