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Russian Turntable

During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.
Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"
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Rusty Turntable 

Eating a girls butthole out and playing with her clitorous at the same time. Hint the name.
"Hey baby, do you want to give me a Rusty Turntable tonight or are you scared to do it after I ate atomic chili?"
Rusty Turntable by mudduck69 July 29, 2009

Trainable 

Formerly known as a retard, mongloid, or mouth breather. One that is retarded or mentally slow.
Look at that little yellow schoolbus full of trainables.
Trainable by Tim Norton December 6, 2003

trainable 

Alleged politically correct term for a retard. Inevitably gave the politically incorrect a new word for retard.
Can be used in an excellent "you're in denial" style gambit.
"Dan, you're such a trainable"
"I'm not trainable!"
"AAHAHAHAHAHAAAA"
trainable by J. P. Killham February 14, 2004

Tampa Turntable 

to place human feces on a plate and microwave it until it explodes.
"Don't make that popcorn, can't you smell that I just did a Tampa Turntable?"

Turntables

"Dude, have you seen her turntables? Man, I totally want to have a spin on that set!"
Turntables by Mellynelly October 26, 2009

Terinable 

Adjective
When a person with the name Terin does or speaks of something mildly to extremely bad or, in a word, terrible.

A pun using the name ‘Terin’
Seth: Did you hear about Terin? She got in trouble and had to go to the office!

Theo: wow! That’s Terinable!
Terinable by Supersoaker9000 June 17, 2019