turkey neck

Basically your balls are mysteriously fixed to your penis in a web-like fashion
or
Penoscrotal Web

The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web or turkey neck of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.

turkey neck by diy July 28, 2008

Turkey Neck

When someone who is bladdered dances by moving their neck from side to side. Very annoying.

Paul was dancing with a right old Turkey Neck the other night.

Turkey Neck by DogMonkey October 1, 2003

turkey neck

When an older person has skin that sags in the neck.

My grandmother has massive turkey neck, yo. Gobble, Gobble. It sags from here to there and everywhere.

turkey neck by crunkalicious July 4, 2004

turkey neck

a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down between your penis and your ball sack. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb

"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("

turkey neck by nathan S June 2, 2006

Turkey Neck

When your neck is permanently locked at a 90 degree angle down wards by trying to perform oral sex with your own genitals(penis).

"OH man my turkey neck is fucking killing me", "yo call that misuse, i need to get my turkey neck worked out", "man i need to get a girlfriend, i keep giving myself these dirty turkey necks"

Turkey Neck by Bum Bandit 709 November 9, 2011

turkey neck

an unsightly, nauseating wobble of excess skin hanging from an elderly individuals white powdery neck in a comical fashion

brian wilson has a bad case of the turkey neck

turkey neck by kathy with a k May 27, 2005

Turkey Neck

The frozen neck of a thanksgiving turkey. Used as a fake penis to scare stupid girls at parties.

I walked in with my turkey neck and all the girls ran off screaming.

Turkey Neck by marco December 12, 2003