towel 

A verb meaning to place a towel under the door to prevent cold air from coming in the room. Other uses include preventing the smell of illegal drugs from entering the dorm hallway.

"Hey Jimmy, can u towel the door, I'm going to light up a swell joint."
or
"I toweled the door to prevent Officer Rizzo from smelling my incense."

towel by jprizz February 18, 2008

Towel 

An individual (mainly male) that exemplifies all of the qualities of an annoying, suck-upping, over-the-top, loser and menace to society that can only be dealt with by repetitively calling that person a towel. Often associated with the name, Drew.

Towel.

Towel by thatain'tright February 25, 2011

Towel 

Towel (n.) Named after the worst character ever created on South Park, “towel” refers to a person who is perpetually strung out on a certain prohibited substance whose active ingredient is THC. Said person is also uncooperative and enjoys spewing racial epithets and homophobic slurs. Synonymous with a female cleaning product.

Man, that guy is totally a towel.
__
Bob:

"Yo, dudebroski, wanna go check out some chicks at the club?"
Charles:
"Aw hell naw, man, don't be a towel."
Bob:
"Yo, who you calling a towel, you tool?"
... (Continue on with more insults)

Towel by gushing grannies September 26, 2013

Towel 

A Stupid Person

Shut up u damn towel
your a towel

Towel by Funny Guy September 7, 2003

Towel 

Something to wipe or cover yo booty around.
Also hides them big ass bums and bouncy tits.

..

Although better without the towel on.

Wife : Honey, have you seen my towel ? My butt is getting cold !
Husband : I like you better without the towel, heh.
Wife : Ohhh(;
Wife : -Smack-
Husband : -Pwned-

Towel by YesNolol4832859 April 8, 2009

towel 

1)Towel is a slang term, which quickly became popular across the streets of Manalapan, NJ. The word towel is not generally used lightly, but is generally used to put someone down you have very little respect for.
2) To be Dan Friedwald-esque

1) person 1-Dude your such a towel
person 2- dont compare me to friedwald... thats low
person 1- shut up you shamwow

towel by sham-wow!!!! January 22, 2009

Towel 

Bring one so you don't get all wet.

Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get all wet.

Towel by I Love Towelie October 8, 2003