toobing 

When you are bawls deep in looking at Youtube vids at work. As if nothing matters in the world!!!

Boss: Can you bring me those TPS reports?
You: Fk off I'm toobing!!!

toobing by Jay229 November 17, 2014

Noob Toobing

In First-Person shooters, where a player (specifically a noob, hence "noob toobing") kills players using only grenade launchers, RPGs, Rocket launchers, or any other weapon considered cheap. While it is ok to do this once in a while, it considered just not right to do repeadedly.

"dude, stop noob toobing, it is retarded."

Noob Toobing by IKilledKenny72 February 7, 2010

Toobinit 

Masturbating during a Zoom meeting.

During our 2pm Zoom call, Jeffery pulled it out and started Toobinit!

Toobinit by Blackout67 October 20, 2020

Tooning 

Actively searching for music of the electronic nature.

I was tooning last night and found this (insert choon)!

Tooning by Kensf September 24, 2011

Toobing 

Pulling your pud while on a Zoom call.

Toobin was Toobing when he thought his work team wasn't watching.

Toobing by Docked in the Keys October 20, 2020

Toobing 

v. Masturbating while on a Zoom call with your coworkers (ie Jeffery Toobin)

Anderson: Why are Jeff's pants down during this zoom meeting?

Don: Oh, I think he's just Toobing again.

Toobing by bueygrande October 30, 2020

Toobing 

Beating your meat...
Jerking off...
Spanking the monkey...

Why is the door locked? Because I'm toobing!!

Toobing by MattIce12 December 29, 2018