toddler dick 

A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.

Guy) Why did they get divorced?

Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.

Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.

toddler dick by Aunty Annihilator January 1, 2012

toddler box 

A shaved vagina, because it resembles the 'box' of a toddler.

My girl never shaves, it's a jungle down there!
That's nasty, I prefer a toddler box
OR
Be glad, I don't like those toddler boxes, they make me feel like a pedophile

toddler box by Doortje* January 10, 2011

toddler 

the only age where your allowed to go to the washroom of the opposite gender and not be seen as a creepy pervert

that toddler was staring at me from the other washroom stall, but its fine! its not like he'll remember...

10 years later... * flashback "so THATS what that thing under her skirt is!"

toddler by meuoof February 8, 2019

Substance Toddler 

(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight

Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!

Substance Toddler by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Toddlers and Tiaras

A show about mothers who never really got to live there childhood the way they wanted, so instead they live theyre lives thorugh their daughters by dressing them up like complete tools and sluts

Toddlers and Tiaras is a horrible show.

Toddlers and Tiaras by ThatGuyWithTheGlasses111 October 26, 2011

toddler 

Tiny bipolar humans under the age of 3, who can swing rapidly between endearingly cute antics and screaming, kicking, biting fits of rage. Completely unpredictable and often unintelligible lovable little walking blessings/nightmares disguised as tiny human beings with giant heads. Prone to selective hearing and repeating overheard curse words at inopportune moments. More dangerous when traveling in packs. Evolutionarily speaking, it is ridiculous that humans have the ability to reproduce fast enough to be the parent of more than one toddler at a time.

"Do you think you'll have more children?" "Well, even if I survive my two toddlers, FUCK No!" (Did I just say that out loud?) "Chloe, don't repeat that at grandma's!"

toddler by megagogy February 17, 2008

Toddlertwt 

Derogatory term on Twitter that describes people who enjoy harmless interests such as children’s cartoons, certain Roblox games, and anything associated with young people.

User A: Bluey is such a good show!

User B: Toddlertwt wildin

Toddlertwt by tomatotown April 10, 2023