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Pulling the Pud

Jerkin' Off
I ponder the posibility that I've been pulling the pud too much.
Pulling the Pud by Masterman-Z October 21, 2009

pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun

To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.

masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off
I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.

I'm pulling the goose's neck

" i'm pulling the goose's neck since you don't satisfy me enough

pulling the trigger 

The art of purging ones stomach at a party when there is too much alcoholic fluid in the stomach. This is usually fallowed By consuming more alcohol. to replace the alcohol that was in the stomach cavity. This will most likely impress the ladies.
At a party I had to pull the trigger to make room for the 4 beer funnel that i was about to do. After pulling the trigger and making the girls sick i did the 4 beers through the funnel

Pulling the Blinds 

This is when the partner of a women pulls on the labia of the vagina to stretch them out enough to cover the clitoris like window blinds. This act is very popular with lesbians.
Hey honey, Next time you are pulling the Blinds, don't pull so hard.
Pulling the Blinds by italyboy11 September 28, 2008

Pulling the Padge 

Pulling the Padge by TimCook May 14, 2021