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The Jizz Chair 

That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)

WIZin' the Jizz 

Simply put, it means masturbating, wanking the wizang,
'Is someone in the wizroom?'
'Yeah, Ditzy Khalifa is in there wizin' the jizz'

What the jizz 

an exlamation similar to "What the fuck!" expressing disbelief or disgust.
Example: Upon seeing that your best friend is hooking up with the ugly kid: "What the jizz?!"
What the jizz by Nicolle August 14, 2003

it's the jizz 

When a moment of great hilarity or importance occurs.
"That video of the ninja baby is fuckin hilarious!"
"I know dude it's the jizz."
it's the jizz by Zack brah? June 2, 2009

Rip the jizz out of someone 

So much worse than getting the piss taking out of you, as the perpetratour after sucking all your urine out, then moves onto your sacks-usually saying offensive things about the victims sexual life.eg.he's a wankaholic.

It's like being depressed, lonely, and an eunuch all at once. Not just anyone can take the jizz out of someone.

you have to be experienced, such as an Australian politician or a ghetto rapper.
His sacks are like seals flippers after meeting that Bill.

Whizzin' the Jizz 

'Is someone in the bathroom?'
'Yeah, Gordon's in there whizzin' the jizz'