master of the flying guillotine 

Possibly one of the Greatest Hong Kong Kung Fu action flics that has ever been made. Features the incredible Jimmy Wang Yu as the One-Armed Boxer Yu Tieh-lun, in the sequel to the movie with the same name, facing off against the blind Ching assassin, Flying Guillotine Fung Cheh Wu Chi; who wields one of the greatest kung fu weapons ever conceived, the flying guillotine (aka: flying beanie hat of death/decapitation). Most notable feature of the this movie being that it actually manages a fairly coherent and cohesive plot. original Chinese title: Du bi quan wang da po xue di zi (1975)

The man frickin walks on the ceilings at will and fights Dhalsim from Street Fighter! What more could you ask for!?!? Your life is not complete without seeing Master of the Flying Guillotine

One Armed Bum: smashes flies on table with his hand One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... I killed seven with one blow! A new record! Hahahahahahahaaa! Hey waiter, bring me some more wine and food, would ya? Hahahaha!
Waiter: after eating, Bum realizes he has no money to pay, gets up and tries to leave What's this? You leaving? Without paying your bill?
One Armed Bum: And, and what if I haven't paid? Do you know who I am, huh?
Waiter: laughs incredulously Who are ya?
One Armed Bum: slaps waiter's hand Godammit! You don't know who I am? You never heard of me? Well, listen: Listen all of you! I happen to be the "One Armed Boxer!" See that? I killed seven! That should be enough for you! Yeah, I killed seven with one blow! Did you ever hear of anyone doing that?
small crowd gathers
Waiter: Alright, where are the seven men you killed then?
One Armed Bum: Well, they weren't exactly men... they were flies!
everyone laughs
Fung Sheng Wu Chi: Fung Sheng Wu Chi throws flying guillotine at One Armed Bum, decapitating him. Everyone panics and runs. Fung Sheng approaches waiter Was he the One Armed Boxer?
Waiter: He wasn't the One Armed Boxer! He was just a bum!
waiter leaves
Fung Sheng Wu Chi: I don't care who he was. I plan to kill every one armed man I come across here.

master of the flying guillotine by Win-Without-a-Knife Yakuma June 18, 2006

The Vegas Guillotine 

When a prostiute is sucking your penis and someone sneaks up and hits her (or his) head and underside of her jaw together to close her mouth quickly biting the head of your dick off.

The night before jimmys wedding at his bachelor party his best mates gave him the Vegas Guillotine

The Vegas Guillotine by Daniel Orangetree March 13, 2018

The Slimy Guillotine 

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.

"Bro, some cracked bitch gave me The Slimy Guillotine. Shit hurt."

The Slimy Guillotine by people_like April 28, 2022

bust out the guillotines 

A reference to the French revolution, in which many members of the "Upper" class were executed with a device(the guillotine) that beheaded(removed the head) the person. It was said to be more humane than hanging or beheading by ax, as it was a quicker death. There are reports that the heads appeared to still be alive for a short time after the process, but this is difficult to confirm in laboratory conditions.

The phrase may also be a reference to a popular college drinking game, in which a person lays on their back, and an alcoholic beverage is poured from a height into their mouth. The goal of the game is to consume the drink while spilling as little as possible. Traditionally the game uses a red beverage, with the spillage resembling blood in the streets, reminiscent of the tales of Paris in the French revolution.

I swear to god if the Republicans don't stop we're going to bust out the guillotines.

bust out the guillotines by Revolutionista October 9, 2018