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Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk) 

An ancient Hindu demigod who achieved Nirvana (Moksh) through masturbation.

A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.

After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.

They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.
And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.

Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).
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The Fappers 

Rock band from Slovenia, Europe.
The Fappers, I mean the hottest band ever.
The Fappers by tredvi March 13, 2012

The Fappening 

A title for the controversial leaks of celebrity nudes from the deepweb. Starting 9/1/2014, a member of a celebrity nude-sharing ring leaked photos originating from hacked accounts.
Ever since The Fappening Jennifer Lawrence will never be the same.
The Fappening by Krognus September 1, 2014

The Fappening 

On September 31st, 2014, several Hollywood actresses' nude photos were put on 4chan's /b/ board. The ensuing amount of material made for a great Labor Day weekend.
Where were you when The Fappening happened?
The Fappening by Neuromanticore September 1, 2014

The Fappening 

The sounds of bare footsteps on solid ground that you hear before getting gang raped.
"It's over Colby, I hear the fappening."
The Fappening by Frosty Stevenson February 22, 2022

The Fappening 

Being spun, horny and exhausted from being awake for the past 3 days masterbating that you fall out in the middle of fapping and wake up with your hand still in your pants
"what happened to you last night? We were supposed to meet up ."..... " sorry, it was...... THE FAPPENING!
The Fappening by anonymous December 29, 2023

Fapping in the dog water 

This is the opposite of dog water, if you're fapping in the dog water you are absolutely god. It's a way of saying you're cracked, or goated, but on a whole new level. You are essentially fapping on all the scrubs. You especially say "I'm fapping in the dog water" when playing siege. But make sure to use it correctly or else... jk brooo I'm triiiippin.
Me: *shoots Teddy bear*

Me: He's a bot, he's dogwater, I'm fapping in the dog water.

Logan: DUUUDE YOU'RE GOATEDD

Also Logan: COCK AND CUM DICK AND JIZZ SPEEDRUN ANY% GLITCHLESS

Nick: *Team kills Logan* Sorry my Tourette's uwu