the case of charles dexter ward 

One of HP Lovecraft's longest stories, and my personal favorite by him. Contains one of the best lines ever:

"Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it."

If you liked other Lovecraft stuff, don't miss this one!

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward is a weird, trippy, intriguing story.

the case of charles dexter ward by kevhanel August 8, 2006

The Warden 

A Minecraft mob being added to Minecraft in the "Caves and Cliffs Update". This mob can one-shot you if you don't wear armour and takes 7 hearts of damage with full netherite armour.

The Warden killed me and I lost all my loot.

The Warden by the1andonlydefinitiongiver1 October 8, 2020

the wardynski 

take a shit in a girls vagina, eat it out and then vomit on the shit pile. Procced to have sex with the girl and creampie her. File for divorce.

i gave that girl the wardynski, she died.

the wardynski by shadowsmurf July 26, 2009

The Warder 

A Prison Officer who subscribes to a hedonistic lifestyle. The Warder is particularly found in Northern Ireland. The warder is seen as a folk hero and possesses a status much akin to a demi-god. Much maligned in the sunday press, the warder is misunderstood. Although the warder can usually be found dodging work with a half completed crossword in certain circumstances he can act professionally for several minutes at at a time.

"The Warder loves an unattended female," "The warder loves a shebeen." "The warder loves a half day"

The Warder by yergirl May 3, 2010

feeding the warden

prison slang for taking a shit

After eating Taco Bell, I gotta feed the warden

feeding the warden by snowman November 14, 2003

fuck the wardrobe 

Some gay ass phrase used by the biggest hoes around

Izzy: Fuck the wardrobe
Sexy bloke: Go away

fuck the wardrobe by Fuckity fuck fuck December 3, 2013

The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe 

A book by C.S. Lewis in which four siblings find a passageway to a magical land in the back of an old wardrobe.

I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.

The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe by Nastina September 2, 2005