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Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson 

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
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R.I.P.
"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX 

This is a name that most likely does not exist
Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

The Walten files

The Walten files also known as TWF, is a analog horror series of "found footage" videos made by Martin Walls. It uses a 2D animated art style, similar to the Weirdcore aesthetic. If you want to watch the files, you better be prepared for some disturbing images! There are a lot of hidden secrets in the Walten files including the following: distorted backwards audio/audios, link/links, hidden text, bright and dark images containing other mysterious secrets to the plot and ect.
Me: "Hey have you seen the Walten files?"
Friend: "No-?"
Me: "You should check it out, It's similar to five nights at Freddy's ! :"
Friend: "Alright it looks cool, I'll update you tomorrow if i get to it !"
Me: *happy squealing*

Ease a Gator Into The Water

Bruce: Hey Dude why are you late?

Alex: Sorry man, I had to ease a gator into the water.

Break the water line

A dump which is able to support itself and rise above the typical average water level in a toilet. An outstanding achievement, the performer is encouraged to bring others in to witness. Photographs do not have the same impact.
He was able to break the water line with a single chute of feces. They carried from the field that day.
Break the water line by Pantaloon January 14, 2008