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Trim the fat 

A-We gotta trim some of the fat around here.

B-What do you mean by trim the fat?
A-I want you to fire the fat people
Trim the fat by Reb3l May 9, 2016

Trim the Tree 

To hold ones ass over a evergreen branch and take a dump so that the turd dangles from the branch like an ornament.
"This morning the dog decided to trim the tree. I had to pick his shit out of the branches."

Trim the Cab 

The ceremonious (and dangerous)grooming a male performs with a razor and/or scissors to make his "package" appear presentable, tidy, and potentially larger. Also referred to as Manscaping.
Tina says that if I expect her to keep shaving her cookie, then I better trim the cab too so she doesn't get hair in her teeth.
Trim the Cab by swampa January 14, 2009

Trim the waffle 

To cut down on useless rambling information included in an essay or written submission after you exceed the required word limit
I've finally finished this ridiculous essay for my World Music module! All I need to do now is trim the waffle and submit it.

The school shooter trim 

A hair cut so bad it can resemble one of a school shooter
Look at mark's hair! He's got the school shooter trim!

Painted trim in the new bedroom

The act of rubbing one's clitoris for sexual pleasure.
Yeah I was waiting and nothing happened so I painted trim in the new bedroom