The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...

The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)... by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

The Spartan 

When a girl sticks her ass in the air, and you run from 50 feet away, full sprint and yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!!!", and jump so that your dick and balls get stuck in her ass. Then you have to wait for her to shit you out.

Girl: Baby, lets do The Spartan tonight...

Guy: Alright baby... "THIS.. IS.. SPARTAAAAAAA!!!"

The Spartan by Leonidas' Wife January 8, 2008

The Spartan Drop 

Put a Spartan inside the Falcon and yeet the fucking Falcon out of the Frigate

"Ayo I'm bout' to do The Spartan Drop"

The Spartan Drop by GamingOwl May 26, 2020

The Spartan 

Whilst receving head, and about to reach ejaculation the male backs out, grabbing his swollen appendage.

Simultaneously he stomps the wide-eye surprised female square between her breasts while releasing his load raining over the her as he roars THIS IS SPARTA!

911 Dispatcher: Hello?
Citizen: There is an unconscious woman here who has received repeated blows in the chest and is sprinkled in vanilla icing?!
911 Dispatcher: Sounds like she just received The Spartan. Follow up with some Asian Goggles then a Clevland Steamer and she should come around.

The Spartan by rzu June 11, 2010

The Spartan Way 

What Splendid womens quarters, these are spartan walls, come and take them, If, neither, with it or on it, it will be the size of a lion, when I bore down on my enemies, dig it out for yourselves so that we may get close to the enemy, because we are also the only ones who give birth to men.

The Spartan Way is a combanation of 10 quotes.

The Spartan Way by MineOwedWu's July 11, 2021

The Spartan Legion Marching Band

is the #1 HBCU band on the campus of Norfolk State University

The Spartan Legion Marching Band has the best sound in the HBCU BAND WORLD

The Spartan Legion Marching Band by QueenQiersten August 24, 2022

Alexi The Spartan 

Alexi The Spartan is a great warrior of the Greek Empire. He is strong enough that he can lift three times his own weight, and is small, light, and quick enough that he can vanquish any foe that dares disturb his honour.

Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.

He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.

Willer: “Did you hear about Alexi The Spartan?”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”

Alexi The Spartan by Mr.Willer December 29, 2023