Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 10, 2017

The Shape Of Punk To Come 

Final album released by harcore heroes Refused.
Unfortunatley,The Shape Of Punk To Come was NOT the shape of punk to come,more the shape of post-hardcore to come.
If everybody had bought Refused instead of Good Charlotte we would live in a better world right now.
Or at least the music would be better.
And I wouldn't have to listen to the all american rejects every time I turn on MTV.
In fact,if Refused had got their way,there wouldn't even BE an MTV any more.

"Holy crap,have you heard The Shape Of Punk To Come?"
"Yes. It's was so good,I was cumming out of my ears."

The Shape Of Punk To Come by bandanasarerad November 20, 2006

the flacker of the shape 

maybe the throbbing of the vulva, sometimes also the flicker of the quim.

came across these phrases in an old sexology book by one dr. gambers, a book published in the forties

these are probably dialectal phrases

has anyone heard these phrases?

Example:
he said he actually felt the flicker of the quim and the flacker of the shape when he fucked her!

shakespeare describes something akin to it in romeo and juliet.

"I conjure thee by Rosaline’s bright eyes,
By her high forehead, and her scarlet lip,
By her fine foot, straight leg, and quivering thigh,
And the demesnes that there adjacent lie"

the flacker of the shape by max brand July 15, 2007

the sharpest lives

An awesome song by MCR. If you want to hear how awesome it is just go look it up and listen to it. It’s not that hard.

Person1: what are you listening to?
Emo person:MCR the sharpest lives.

Person 1: what’s that?
Emo person: AN AMAZING SONG AND I WINT SAY ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE YOU SHOULD GO LISTEN TO IT!!

the sharpest lives by Anonymous_person April 2, 2018

the shape ae a table 

scottish term to describe the act of being on one's hands and knees in an extremely drunken state.

'that cunt's gonny come hame the shape ae a table.'

the shape ae a table by sugarvine July 11, 2009

not the sharpest knife in the kitchen 

Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.

- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!

- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.

- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!

not the sharpest knife in the kitchen by el patron himself November 13, 2011

The Sharpener 

The act of sexual intercourse with a woman wearing a Rape-aXe and having her spin on your dick.

Hey Frank, my girlfriend gave my dick the sharpener last night! Best sex of my life.

The Sharpener by Mr ZSP October 24, 2020