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The Pitcher Plant 

Noun- when you are just about to nut so you spread your foreskin apart (on the tip so it can catch it) and nut into the air so it falls into your foreskin, catching it like a pitcher plant catches a fly.
“Yo bro last night I was jacking off to hentai and I did The Pitcher Plant, it sucked to clean it out though.”

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Arthur the Potted Plant

Originally a marijuana plant on the desk of a MAD Magazine writer, but is now an avocado plant. Arthur appears in the backdrop of comic strips in MAD magazine to this day, and has grown more and more leaves over the years.
Have you seen how big and legal Arthur the Potted Plant has gotten over the years? ECCH!

plant the seed 

Getting a guy/girl to notice you and hopefully blossom into something more.
Check out that girl, I'm going over to plant the seed. I'll say hi and compliment her car.

Plant the corn 

To have sexual intercourse or sexual relations

A slang term frequently used by the Jamaican culture
examples:

my night nurse never want to plant the corn

- Raz Trent The lonely island

Q:Did you plant the corn with beth last night

A:Planted enough corn last night to feed all of Africa
Plant the corn by George Jones Jr September 10, 2012

plant the seed 

the flossiest move one can drop or do. It often occurs when the dropper of the seed is out of his or her dome.

To plant the seed means to

1) plant a male seed (a colony of sperm) into the female counterpart.

2) to drop a flossy move on a girl to show you are interested in her. AKA to start a relationship without any commitment.
Dude - i think I am going to plant the seed...I told her to text me....

or

I heard Jim planted the seed with his swizzle stick last night....Better look into plan B jim....