Capture the Koala 

The act of jacking off; masturbation

"The boy went to his room to capture the koala."

Capture the Koala by Sioux08 October 9, 2008

greasing the koala 

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.

greasing the koala by gnostic3 November 23, 2019

Bevel on the Koala

To quench your first Australian style
To Hunt a Aligator Australian style
To do anything Australian style

Sausage Hunter put the 'Bevel on the Koala'.

Bevel on the Koala by Sausai August 22, 2011

Joaquin the Koala 

Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.

#1
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.

Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.

#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.

Joaquin the Koala by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011

punch the koala 

Hit the pussy hard like you were punching a small furry animal from down under.

John finally got the girl to go home with him when he told her he was going to punch the koala until it felt like her pussy had gone three rounds with Tyson.

punch the koala by Crashexl May 29, 2018

michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

michael (the koala from the bible) by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

The Upside Down Koala 

A sex move in which you are eating a girl out and wrap under her and do her in the butt at the same time

Man The Upside Down Koala sure hurt my ribs but it was worth it.

The Upside Down Koala by The dig bick July 9, 2014