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The Keeper

The act of a woman performing oral pleasure to man "deepthroat" style, while also being able to place both of his testicles in her mouth, and with enough courage to lick his anus.
"So I heard that Martha gave Dave "The Keeper". I wonder kind of present he got her after?
The Keeper by Don Solo September 5, 2013

keene the bin

it is typically just a bin, Keene the bin is gay, large pp, sleepy, and always very tired. Sucks at Chinese, dies in class
keene the bin by SalmonLing April 19, 2022

Korgoth The Krab Keeper 

Korgoth.

Also known as "Korgoth The Krab Keeper," is the original Emperor Of the Volcanus lands, also known as pridelands. He started the epic tale of snorkeling at the Cove and partaking in various nautical pastimes, while most teenagers and youngsters ridiculed the snorkeling sport, he brought it to a serious professional level. Now humans all around are trying to become part of this enchanting experience, when only true hardcore believers in the "Cobra Strike" may enchant the pridelands with their presence.

Nautical sports Korgoth has invented are:
1.Fish Punching
2.Giant Vagina Cave Inhabiting
3.Krab Keeping

Korgoth The Krab Keeper makes frequent appearances to the Volcanus Lands equipped with his underwater breathing apparatus and Level 61 Mermaid Feet. Be advised, he does not take kindly to homosexual looking men wearing speedos that run into him by accident without apology. Korgoth has been known to punch people in the chest very hard, and even worse, he may summon the most evil crabs of Emperor Island to attack his enemy.
Korgoth the Krab Keeper caught a crab, valliantly tied a long sea grass strand to it, and subdued the creature; Only to walk it as his own pet seconds later in front of angered lifeguards and animal rights activists.

the ppl keeper 

a so called "friend" who ditches u n keeps secrets frum u bout his relationships wit outher chicks
girl:omg freakin josh is a ppl keeper
boy:y, wutd he do?
girl:he said that he would go out with me, n then when i asked him if he was single he said that he has a g/f!
the ppl keeper by physco bitch December 22, 2004

The Wicket Keeper

When perpetrators have "Stumped" a victim in the ass and simutaneously"Pegged" the mouth leaving him/her paralysed
"Dont fuck with Jade she might do the Wicket Keeper on you"
"He asked for the wicket keeper and was left wheelchair bound"
The Wicket Keeper by Anthonycuz April 16, 2026

keeper of the lost cities 

A book series by Shannon Messenger, following the adventures of The Mysterious Miss F., (Sophie Foster).
Me: Oh my gods, you should totally read Keeper of the Lost Cities!
Me: okay!