The hooker no looker 

The hooker no looker is when a guy grabs his digidi dog and holds it than proceeds to look away and nut than starts spraying on that hoe or guy if ur gay like ethan

Yessssssssssssss daddy said seleena hit me with the hooker no looker

The hooker no looker by Ivegivenuponlife May 22, 2019

The Hooker Hooker 

When a prostitute has a hook instead of a hand and if you don't pay off your debts to her/him she'll/He'll hook you up the anus and leave you scarred for life - Literally.

"Poor Larry, He didn't give her the money which he owed The Hooker Hooker now he's been hooked up the bum"

The Hooker Hooker by Liberty Of Pooping? August 2, 2015

cooking the hooker 

( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society

When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.

cooking the hooker by Uncle Dimma July 10, 2021

The Hooker Special

A sandwich made from the 2 heel slices of a loaf of bread. Name derives from these 2 slices because everyone touches them, but no one wants to eat them.

I got stuck with "The Hooker Special" at lunch today

The Hooker Special by NotDoneYet January 5, 2025

Frosty the Hooker 

Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so it’s giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....

“Bro Frosty the Hooker gave me a chillin relief last night”

Frosty the Hooker by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Armoring the hooker 

Creating a mess or confusion

Yesterday Antonio was armoring the hooker in the pub.

Armoring the hooker by Alfred Barbosa February 5, 2020

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention 

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008