bang the granny out of 

To indicate the desire for intercourse with a female. Usually in cockney terminology, when drunkenly pulled a bit of fluff (bird, girl), and blatantly let her know you want to slip her one.

I want to bang the granny out of you, or I can't wait to bang the granny right out of you, you look bloody hot.

bang the granny out of by Hypnosid October 21, 2007

The Granny Handy 

You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

"The Granny Handy" ... You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

The Granny Handy by ykmdinobrown January 13, 2013

smash the granny 

Cockney phrase seen in the film "Football Factory"; used to convey one's wish to make love to a pretty lady.

"My gosh Edward, look at how utterly desirable that lady is, I'd love to 'smash the granny' out of her"

"I say old chap, did you 'smash the granny' out of that lass from the croquet tournament?

Why yes, yes I did as a matter of fact

Oh jolly good you sly old dog you, let's drink some Earl Grey in celebration"

smash the granny by Petemeister January 12, 2009

rip the granny out of 

to give something a thrashing

'look at your car! you've ripped the granny out of it!'

rip the granny out of by kxix August 3, 2004

drain the granny out of it 

Draining the granny out of something is when you get every little last bit.

*person who is known for taking large sips* "hey ,can I have a sip of your drink?"
*person with drink* "sure but don't drain the granny out of it"

drain the granny out of it by elioisie July 9, 2017

The Granny 

The granny is when a (grandmother) takes multiple teenage boys to the point of orgasm using mayonnaise hand jobs and toothless bj's. This is followed by grandmother tucking the teens into bed and calling it a night.

I grew up receiving the granny thinking it was normal.

The Granny by Fire torch August 21, 2015

the granny stain 

The act of the granny stain involves a well matured female wearing adult diapers. Before sexual activity takes plac, the gilf unleashes a slick wet shit in the diaper. The male then removes the diaper and places it on the grannies chest at which point he mounts the grandmother in the missionary position and proceeds to smear the poo all over grannies chest with his chest.

Your grandmother is still recovering from the granny stain I gave her last night.

the granny stain by cubanbutthorn September 4, 2011