The Amanda Edward

An action or dance that you do when you get instant energy

I just drank an energy drink. Lets do the Amanda Edward.

The Amanda Edward by BatmanRobinJoker January 10, 2012

the Jacob/Edward tan 

When a person is tanned on one side of their body, but not on the other.

The trend was created by accident by lead guitarist in McFly, Tom Fletcher, when he mentioned on Twitter that he had accidentally tanned one side of his body and not the other.

Person 1: Oh, I've tanned so badly!

Person 2: You've got the Jacob/Edward tan.

the Jacob/Edward tan by donttaptheglass August 17, 2013

Edward the maneating train 

A Roblox Rip-off of Charles the Choo choo train

“Charles the choo choo train is a good game”

“You mean Edward the maneating train?”

“F*** you”

Edward the maneating train by A person who likes explaining December 30, 2022

Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

The Old Cedric To Edward 

1: When someone really cool, polite, and yet unpopular goes up a notch on the Asshole Scale.
2: When someone realizes their true identity as a homosexual. Tends to happen after a bad relationship, or getting killed by Lord Voldemort.

1:
Person 1: Dude, what is Cam doing with the popular kids?
Person 2: Oh, as they walked by us earlier, he knocked my tray of the table, so they invited him to go sit with them.
Person 1: Well, he really pulled the old Cedric to Edward on us, didn't he?
Person 2: I know! What an asshole!
2:
Person 1: Did hear about Jerry and Rosalin?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm glad Jerry finally broke up with her!
Person 1: But did you hear that he's dating a dude now?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: Yeah! I'm glad though, he's seemed so much happier since he pulled the old Cedric to Edward.

The Old Cedric To Edward by ruk182 February 7, 2010

edward was taken to the tower 

a sarcastic way to show/say that something is not interesting or information that was given without anyone need it.
usually used as a command for a video of an article.

girl: i just finish washing my hair!
man: really? edward was taken to the tower...

boy1: i have a balloon!
boy2: edward was taken to the tower and running low on fuel...

edward was taken to the tower by blorbi December 15, 2010

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025