Mentally tasered 

When one talks confidently about a possible situation that might arise and then when the situation actually happens they get mentally tasered, or handle the situation completely different from how they claimed they would, usually by whoever they were talking about easily "over powering" in the situation.

John: This isn't a good idea. I got pulled over by a cop last night for staying out past curfew like this skating.

George: Ha! Wow you're a pussy. Stop worrying. If a cop even tried pulling me over for that I would pull out my knife and cut his ass.

*Red and blue lights flash and a police officer approaches the 2 of them*

Cop: What are you two doing out this late? It's past the local curfew.

George: H-hello officer we we're j-just taking a walk and enjoying th-the weather.

John: Wow, so much for acting like a tough guy huh George?

George: Shut up I got mentally tasered asshole!

Mentally tasered by Dj Djuric July 21, 2009

tazered

To be drunk and/or high. The word is derived from an incident of college students being caught smoking weed outside a dormitory building by police. Upon discovering the kids, the police snuck up behind and tazered them into submission. Though the origin of the word is weed-related, it is more often used in reference to being drunk.

Last night, Kevin came back to the dorm really tazered. He was pounding on doors and being a drunken bastard.

tazered by J. Eklow January 30, 2005

tapered pants

Tapered pants are trousers popular during the 1980s and early 90s and worn by both genders. The pants sat high on the waist, ballooned around the hips and thighs, then tapered at the ankle. Often worn with with a baggy, button down shirt buttoned all the way to the top, with the collar up. These pants defined "New Romantic" fashion.

Duran Duran, Thompon Twins, Depeche Mode, Platinum Blonde, Annie Lennox (Eurythmics) all wore these tapered pants.

tapered pants by Theresa1120 September 4, 2008

Tammered 

The state of being so tired that you act drunk or hammered. May cause one to ramble about irrelevant topics, slur words, and lose all focus. See also "Drunk-tired."

Person A: Were you drunk last night when you were talking about hedgehogs?
Person B: No, I was just tammered from pulling an all-nighter. And hedgehogs are sweet.

Tammered by ladjglajgjoaj October 25, 2011

Double Tapered Dutch Rudder

When two gentlemen perform a dutch rudder and both poop during the fluid exchange.

George Brett feel asleep after his double tapered dutch rudder

Double Tapered Dutch Rudder by 7ftsdmodeler April 27, 2011

tatered

(adj) To be extremely high, drunk, hammered, etc.

"Dude, I was so tatered I thought the moon was god"

"Shit dude, I was so tatered last night!"

tatered by Tatered mane March 29, 2009

tapered 

To look good, clean, and sexy
Tapered is a form and complaint that is used between to highly woke indaviduals

"Why u lookin so tapered today"
"My girl Tapered, yours lookin like miss piggy"

tapered by The woke one July 2, 2016