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Tach'd out 

The term "Tach'd out" refers to motorcycle racing, in doing so reaching high speeds, this leads to "taching" the motorcycle out, or better known as, reaching it's top speed, maximum potential. No harm can come from taching out a motorcycle, except for blown engines improperly tuned, and death, from crashing.
Their ZX10R tach'd out at 189mph

We tach'd out going over the bridge

Our bikes can't tach out right now due to their break in periods.
Tach'd out by motorcyclerunner September 18, 2023
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A rhythm found in emergency departments, predominantly in the western and southwestern United States. "Tach" is slang for the prefix "tachy-", which means "abnormally rapid".

CONTEXT: Where V-Tach (ventricular tachycardia - an "an abnormally fast heart rate orginating from the bottom of the heart") is a lethal heart rhythm, I-Tach is not lethal... just annoying.

INCIDENCE: I-Tach is most common among elderly Hispanic females -- with a hangnail, a rash, painful urination, or some other dire "emergency" -- with 370 relatives surrounding the gurney upon which she lay.

USES: It is used both to gain familial sympathy and to coerce the medical staff to leave the bedside of heart attack, gunshot wound, or similarly trivial patients, and promptly attend to her "emergency" instead.

Abuelita comes in at 3 a.m. with an emergency rash on her ass she's had for three weeks. She lies quietly behind her curtain for forty minutes without uttering a sound... then family shows up. And more family. And more. Suddenly, abuelita begins...

"Ayyyye... Ayyyye... AyyYai..... ¡Ayuda mi, Dios!... AyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAye. Yaiyaiyai..YaiYaiYaiYaiYai.. Ayyyyyyee!"

Witnessing this, you yell out mockingly...
Tony... Dr. Kootersplat... Call a code and get the rash cart to Med-2 STAT... better get a splinter-removal tech down here, too... the lady just went into I-Tach.
I-Tach by Mike Morgan December 26, 2004
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tachanka Tachi Tachos Tach Tachoe TACHE Tachead Tachyon tachable Tacharing
A bitch that gets attached way too quickly.
Evelin is such a b-tach! like she just met that guy 2 days ago.
b-tach by Fuckgirl225 February 1, 2017

wopen tach 

wopen tach is the act of viewing any sort or pornographic material or saying something containing sexual innuendos.
"BRO WHAT YOU SEEING AH?? THE WOPEN TACH AND TACH AND TACH AND TACH AH???"
"wow bro you doing the wopen tach ah?"
wopen tach by Bro Devotee September 21, 2021

tachanka 

bow before tachanka
tachanka by TITTYFRIDAY December 1, 2016

Lord Tachanka 

Deadly, fierce, and a true force to be reckoned with. Native to Mother Russia, our Lord is a brilliant mathematician and warrior. You do not hunt Tachanka, for Tachanka hunts you. You do not kill Tachanka, for Tachanka kills you. You do not beat Tachanka, for Tachanka beats you. He is our Lord and Savior, the only operator worthy of our praise.
All bow and praise your savior Lord Tachanka, or face the furry of pure Russian anger.
Lord Tachanka by EggCombo May 20, 2018

Tachanka 

The most legendary operator of all time. Also known as Lord Tachanka or Lord Chanka, he is also compared to people like Chuck Norris, Vladimir Putin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steve Irwin, Jesus, and God.
Spetznaz Recruit: We pray to our Lord Tachanka to protect us from Ash, for she has no hit box.
Tachanka by Lheggy May 14, 2018