TWF

TWF stands for The White Ferret which is a Harry Potter role-play site. Those that frequent the site are known as ferreters.

I spent all day on TWF and I didn't do my homework. I now have detention, thus keeping me off TWF for half an hour. What will I do?

TWF by French Graffiti January 2, 2006

TWF

"The what fuck"

Slang on forums or just the plain internet. It just makes you look cool!

"twf you do that for?"

"The what fuck you do that for?

TWF by http://truecheaters.com July 27, 2009

twf

texting/ tweeting while fucking

On twitter:
#twf i hope she doesnt see me while im hittn from the back

twf by DeeezzDefs July 7, 2010

TWF

the Third Wheel Friend. the friend that is always third wheeling with his/her friends.

Sara: hey, you wanna hang out with me and Chase this afternoon?
Donna: yea sure, it's always nice hanging with you guys.
Sara: thanks, you're the best TWF ever

TWF by pineappleislandgirl January 19, 2015

twf

An abbreviation for "That Was Funny". Originally used to replace lol, the sensation with it died out. Invented by Morgan Brill, a frequenter of the Calibre forums.

Jon: Dude, I told Alex he fucked sheep!
Sam: twf

twf by Jon Kinney April 18, 2006

TWF

Shortened version (intended for txt) of 'Totally want food'

Flip, I TWF right now!

TWF by RuthlessWords June 8, 2011

TWF

That feeling when ...

Twf ur mom had coronavirus:😳😳😳

TWF by GameofThronesjunkie February 2, 2020