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Chicken Swinger 

1) A pejorative term for a Jew referring to the killing of chickens as part of an atonement ritual practiced by orthodox Jews on the eve of Yom Kippur known as kapparot;

2) An orthodox Jew (in particular).
Even among major media, serious discussion about peace in the Middle East is inevitably preempted by the intrusion of a walleyed chicken swinger ranting about Israel's "right to exist."

Whistle Swinger 

A "Whistle Swinger" is when you're cheating on your husband/wife with your radio co-host in the booth.
"Damn, I didn't know this radio job would lead to me being a Whistle Swinger."

pipe swinger 

A heterosexual man with a large penis who makes this fact known. A general badass.
Matt, you are a straight shootin' pipe swinger!

whistle swinger 

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host in the booth
Damn...who knew that this radio show would lead to a whistle swinger!

Swinger's Cake

A group of couples at a swingers party arrange in a circle. A die is cast or a random number picked. The women move clockwise around the circle the designated number arriving at their new partner. A piece of cake is placed in the center of the circle. The women must bring the men to orgasm on the piece of cake. The last man to orgasm must finish on the cake and his current partner must eat the piece of cake.
I heard Melissa ate the swinger's cake last night.

Yeah it was amazing, she liked the plate clean. I think she lost on purpose.
Swinger's Cake by ComplicatedCrab September 12, 2015

whistle swinger 

When you cheat on your wife with the radio co-host in the booth.
Damn, who knew that this radio show would lead to a whistle swinger!
whistle swinger by peyoteee June 2, 2020