surrey 

An "exciting" place to walk after dark in BC, Canada, with an interesting combination of rural, industrial and inner city areas. Mostly hookers and junkies, anyone with money and a hot girlfriend is obviously a dealer.
Also see surrey girl and slurrey. Home to many strip clubs, XXX stores and schools.

Guy in bar: "So, where are you from?"
Girl: "Surrey"
(funny look on guys' face when he realizes he WILL get laid, but at what price?)

surrey by surrey_girl November 16, 2004

Surrey 

Oh fuck dont even go there

i live in sur- SHUT THE FUCK UP

Surrey by crip nigga December 24, 2004

surrey 

a larger version of east hastings (aka. skidrow)downtown vancouver.

what do surrey kids get for christmas?
a whiterock kid's bike!

surrey by fish pony hiponanomonous August 31, 2005

surrey 

Probably the nastiest place to live in Canada.

Q: Why didn't they have a christmas play in Surrey?
A: They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

surrey by French Class June 18, 2006

surrey 

Surrey Truism: The first sign to Surrey is "Entering Surrey, In case of an emergency Dial 9-1-1"

As seen off HWY-1 from Langley.

Stay the fuck out of Surrey!

surrey by d00fy December 30, 2007

surrey 

literally the worst, full of people who think they're cool but they just sound dumb for example Surrey jacks. Sucks to live there cuz people assume the worst of you.

John: "I'm from Surrey B.C. Yo"
Adam: "oh sorry to hear that bro."
John: " nah man its the shit yo"
Adam: *blocks John on all socials*

surrey by fartsticks123 February 14, 2022

Surrey 

On the daily you can walk out on the streets of surrey an out of no where hear yooooo crodieee, or as in many of the schools in surrey they are fllled with furries an fags,

"yooo cro its a fawkn furry", "tell 'em to come bear creek yeooo" surrey

Surrey by MICROPENIS MR.Johnstone March 31, 2022