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That one very dusty disgusting flat lip boy that no one wants to be friends with. Sumners are a very rare breed of human to find If you see one stay 60 feet away and keep your distance. He will, I repeat WILL try to flit with you if he does then run away. Sumners are very slow. Both mentally and physically
Girl: hey did you see the Sumner on the animal Planet, they found one right in our school
Boy: oh you mean the flat lip dusty boy with dirty blonde hair
Girl: yeah
Boy: Ew he grabbed my butt and started screaming like a dinosaur
Girl: classic Sumner
Sumner by Killerhuskywolf November 21, 2019
the handsome est man ever, might be a little retarded sometimes but its okay because we love him.
person 1: Hey have you met Sumner hes so girly pop fem quueeeeen
person 2: oh me oh my youre so real for that
Sumner by elena lady February 5, 2024

Sumner Redstone 

He is 82, so he is going to die soon.
Sumner Redstone by SpaceMan++ August 5, 2008

sumner redstone 

Pseudonym used by Murray Rothstein. Mr. Rothstein is a Jew and is the boss of Viacom corporation, which owns MTV.
Sumner redstone is the boss of Viacom.
sumner redstone by Ding Dong December 31, 2003

Sumner Burstyn 

To commit a Sumner Burstyn

Like kicking a hornets nest or someone when they are dead.

New Zealand Slang.

To create social networking suicide
To be selfish and evil to other human beings

Background: this originates from Sumner Burstyn's disgraceful remarks on her facebook page with sparked hate pages after her comment about a recently fallen NZ Soldier.

Barbara Sumner-Burstyn posted the comments on Facebook, apparently after reading reports of 26-year-old Lance Cpl. Jacinda Baker's death in Afghanistan.
"Oh so fallen soldier Jacinda Baker liked boxing and baking - did they forget she also like invading countries we are not at war with, killing innocent people and had no moral compass," Sumner-Burstyn wrote.

This whole event saw unprecedednted response and a facebook created generated 25,000 members in 24 hours.

Sumner Burstyn has become one of New Zealand's most reviled people and has had to change her name for the 8th time.
New Zealand slang
Don't do a Sumner Burstyn you will commit social netowrk suicide.

That's almost as bad as a Sumner Burstyn be careful what you say
Sumner Burstyn by Sir Tristram August 29, 2012

sumner high school 

a small town high school consisting of a shit ton of spoiled white bitches a handful of pothead mexicans and about two black people. the cheerleaders and anyone who lives on lake tapps plus anyone they associate with run the the school. however i’d still give the school and overall 6/10 because the parties on lake tapps are some of if not the best parties there is and it’s very easy to get the girls at those parties to do whatever you want as long as your attractive.
you see that blonde bimbo over there, yeah that’s a sumner high school cheerleader
or
dudeee i went to this party on tapps last night and there was this hot sumner girl and it was so easy to get her upstairs