Stoney 

The sexiest kid on xbox live, he RUNZ IT

Dammit, Stoney just rooted my webserver.

Stoney by asdfasge January 30, 2010

stoney 

Stoney is an elite hacker i know.
He owns yall niggas who talk shit about him heh

fear.

Stoney owns the irc and i think you know why :D

stoney by phr33k April 13, 2005

stoney 

Someone who smokes a lot of ganja, and forgets plenty of things.

"Where is the milk"? "In the fridge, stoney."

stoney by shealyd August 17, 2008

stoney 

I girl I know that smoked massive amounts of pot that me and my buds dubbed her Stoney.

Bro: Yo is that who I think it is?
Me: Ya its fuckin Stoney.

stoney by WAZZZZZAAA November 22, 2011

Stoney 

Noun. A Golfing term. A birdie putt within the length of the flagstick. Good for one "dot" when playing typical junk game with friends. Similar to "Sandy" or "birdie".

When Stuart laid the flagstick down to measure and realized that Chris's pitching wedge from 105 yards had landed within the length of the flagstick for a birdie putt, he exclaimed " Nice Stoney!"

Stoney by Barrachrionna October 12, 2013

stoney 

one who is extremely gay

stoney by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Stoney 

An asshat, kind of like Scrappy Doo. Hates Virginia. Is not me. Likes Legato, which is good.

Stoney threw a rock at the ground and missed (it fell into a bottomless pit)

Stoney by enukid October 19, 2003