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russian stockings 

torture method. to cover the victim's legs in tar and fiberglass.
You'd better give up the goods, Slim, or my associates will give you the old Russian stockings.

rocking my stockings 

as opposed to ROCKS MY SOCKS...its gone so mainstream i found an alternative. thank me later.
"OH SANTA OH SANTA, KEEP ROCKING THOSE STOCKINGS DADDY ROCK IT"

or in better terms..

"that is rocking my stockings"

or

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Camel stockings 

When a woman's camel toe is revealed in public by her extremely tight leggings.
Did you see her camel stockings?

Some women should stay away from the camel stockings.

Camel stockings were so last year.
Camel stockings by the_firstman_84 January 23, 2011

creamy stockings

when you you cum in someones stockings they reach in and have hand full of cream
Example: My brother gave me creamy stockings for christmas it was a great gift
creamy stockings by cock in bricks January 25, 2020

Rubber stockings 

Dabchicks fashion, also, possibly johnny’s.
Tom: Are those rubber stockings?
Adam: Nah, it’s just a condom.
Rubber stockings by Dudebloke March 19, 2021

satan's stockings 

a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.
alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).

alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).
satan's stockings by asteroth1 January 6, 2011