Stern 

A last name that means from high crime, no dwelling, and shitty hondas. It is usually a brazilian/jewish name that is passed down. To have the name stern also could be struggling in mathematics and biology and either results in very great success, or very bad consequences. There have been only 2 sterns to be successful: Hans Stern (founder of H. Stern jewelers) and Ronny Stern, aka Ronicasa (Current Vice President of H. Stern jewelers). There are a few Sterns that are unfortunate enough and can't say stern, but instead say Shtern, due to a shar lishp.

Arthur: If my name is Arthur Stern, what does my last name really mean?

Macta: Well ur name isnt Ronny or Hans, so I wouldn't count on the whole 'taking over the H. Stern business' to be very likely

Arthur: :(

Stern by AverageJoe477 November 18, 2009

Stern 

Cathphrase of The Nanny Bumpkin reflecting her demeanor.

ex: "LISTEN VEHEMENTLY OLD WOMAN, I AM GIVING A PROTERITE DICTIONARY DEFINITION, I AM UNDERWHELEMED I AM STERN."

Stern by Mount Beaver December 29, 2003

STERN 

When you have to get down to buisness and get shit done. When you need to get a fucking message across, you ussally dont want to mess with stern motherfucker unless your a scurb

Did you see me get stern with that girl last night?

STERN by Coach wallace 2.0 January 30, 2019

Stern 

Not Niche

youre so stern

Stern by Smelly_feet69 July 24, 2025

štern 

Omara Wardrobe

O look you are like štern

in corner.

štern by AjyhmNyjyi November 21, 2021

Stern Finger of Disapproval 

The wagging of the index finger of your dominant hand in a very stern and disapproving manner. This is done to show your disapproval of the (usually idiotic) actions of another. Note that the wagging must be done so slowly as to make it a very awkward situation.

Usually accompanied by the Look of Judgement

Mr. English Teacher: What are you doing on the floor?

Student: My cell phone fell out of my pocket...

Mr. English Teacher: *Gives the Stern Finger of Disapproval* Naughty.

Stern Finger of Disapproval by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 3, 2011

Stern Hump 

When a female student from Yeshiva University excessively gyrates your leg or genitals while avoiding direct penile contact. This occurs when the girl becomes inebriated enough to engage in limited sexual activity without being forced to think of herself as a slut. This phenomenon is extremely painful for the participating male party.

"Shit man, I have the worst case of blue balls"
"Did you hang out with Chana Leah last night"?
"How did you know"?
"She Stern Humped your balls into oblivion"

Stern Hump by ElliotLead December 9, 2008